#also hi jasper!!

[the-ourple-ouppy]

20 for ask game

(kinda giggling bcuz you arent rlly into south park hun lmao)

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring

the entire humancentipad episode tbh.

like, it was just...underwhelming to me.

i saw everybody on tiktok freaking out abt it and how it scarred them for life or something, then i watched it and i was like, "ok??" like i was honestly bored watching it.

yeah, it was gross, but it wasnt the worst shit ive ever watched

maybe my horror movie loving ass is just desensitized to that shit or smth but idk that episode was just boring to me.

[eternally-tired-cryptid]

Obsessed w how often Freed fills "stressed adoring wife" stereotype when it comes to Laxus 😭

[7h3m4n9l3]

jasper & mangle silly friends 4ever ^_^

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[5ftboy]

"It will always be our decision Viola, I wouldn't have a clue what I was doing if it wasn't for you."

[soadscrawl]

Representation win!!!! man is in love with the ghost of his grandfather in an inanimate robot body which makes him both queer and incest representation/J /J /J /J /J /J /J /J

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

he's gonna be such a good dad

[wholegrainporkndbeans]

Playing psychonauts and waterloo world is KICKING MY ASS so here's photos of Fred I took in anger

[jekkiefan]

Oh boy, wouldn't i be funny if there was a parallel to the start of the comic. Where Jasper saves Jekyll from the mob, but it turns out badly this time?

ha ha ha *sweats nervously* hilarious right!

[outpost51]

Character Cuddle Scale

See? See I get to them eventually!! Tagged by @ceph-the-ghost-writer over here!

How-to: Rate your OCs based on how they handle cuddling/being cuddled.

I’m just grabbing ten, otherwise we’d be here all gd day 🫠 Naturally, we’re keeping it in the Arsonist Chronicles universe lest I lose focus on the second day of camp, and only the ones that are well known-ish? I’m prooooobably not doing this right. Based on a scale of 0 (cuddly as a cactus) to 10 (could be paid to cuddle professionally):

Zadimus: solid 8/10, he’s big and warm and smells like temple smoke and his wings are like a big blanket, the only problem is he’s. Him. Loses points for smug bastardness and the [insert phallic object] in his pocket that’s very happy to see you

Dillon: either 9/10 or -9000/10 depending on her mood. She’s small and huggable like a little teddy bear when she’s in the mood for it but Watch Out

Daisy: 10/10, she’s a little cold to the touch but she warms up nice and I think if you told her she could get paid to snuggle all day… well, she’d keep the dance studio but definitely do that in her off hours.

Cheryl: 8/10 +/- 2 points depending on if the werewolf thing is a perk for you or not. Like come on, that’s free mom hugs right there and she can become big ouppy

Moira: 6/10 tig ol bitties, smells nice, will be a menace though. Hates holding still for too long so unless she’s got something to occupy herself, you’re getting poked, prodded, noogied, wet-willied, and your butt’s getting jiggled at least once

Delilah: 1000/10, buddy what do you think she did before she fell, taxes? Hell no babey this cherub is soft and snuggly and smells like strawberries and cream

Jasper: -1000/10 prickly bastard fallen angel. Grompy. No touch, he contains many knives and also swords. And a crossbow on Tuesdays. Unless you’re Delilah.

Life: 10/10, yes cuddle mama life. Warm and made for huggin and snuggin

Death: 2/10, mostly because she stays far far far away from the living unless someone’s grief calls her loud enough. She’s still not very touchy, but for her wife? She accepts the snugs.

The Deep: 3/10. Soggy smarmy but not. Bad-bad. Just a menace. Bites. Might steal your wallet. Very touch starved. Plays with his food. Also comes with a risk of infecting yourself with Rot. Doesn’t happen all the time but is it worth it? You decide.

Tagging: @sparatus @thetrashbagswasteland @daisywalletchains @glitchinginthegarden @a-driftamongopenstars @writernopal @teamdilf @hornetofhallownest @aceouttatime and anyone who hasn’t done this yet?? Or has more characters to share??

[zorosdimples]

“womanizer” characters are so sopping wet—all you have to do is call them out on their shit, deny them until they’re begging, then give them the best pussy of their life. they’ll be yours forever.

[dvdkisser]

Monster Akeshi from last night. Gonna keep working on her design probably, either way watch out pidgey 👹

[thatringboy]

Ngl I’m fiending for the Boothill character quest if we get one/Edo star arc bc let me tell you I wanna know this fucker’s birth name so bad it’s probably something like “Jasper Richard Holden” or something really specific like that idk why the name Jasper is floating around in my head but I’m high and trying to guess what this fucker’s name is

[wouteke]

alpecin x canyon instagram stories 6/27

[harbingersecho]

six fanarts thing - ty to everyone who gave me the chs!!

[thebrittanybrigade]

Jasper thrives in the snow.

Luke? Not so much

[soadscrawl]

maybe im projecting but if i were trapped in an unceasing hell id be thinking mean shit abt the ppl around me all the time. i also just like to let jasper be unserious he deserves it